New Diet Ninja programme - Lose 5kgs by the end of August

Each lamp post along the main road I take from town to my home in the boondocks is festooned with a poster. They all offer a variation on the same theme: Summer Bodies are Made in Winter.

Every poster offers a different - exquisite - body, as proof of this “truth”.

Let me tell you, those bodies are beautiful. Women I’d kill to be; men I wouldn’t mind being seen with - rippling muscle conveying barely concealed power. They get my attention.

This winter has seen its share of comfort food. Social evenings have stretched out like the best stringy cheese, melting gently in a fondue pot of laughter and crispy snacks ... all fuelled by just a little more wine than the doctor ordered. It’s decadent and delightful.

And it’s taken its toll

As I sumo wrestle my way into The Trousers Formerly Known As Fat Jeans - (was that a seam I heard give a tiny, final sigh of defeat?) - I know the time has come. Something must be done. My wardrobe is stretched to its limit - literally - and steps must be taken.

My wardrobe is stretched to its limit - literally - and steps must be taken.

I need to get into shape. FAST.

I think longingly of those sculpted bodies taunting me from their supercilious perches all the way home. I’d love to look like that.

But I’m not convinced.

For one thing, I don’t have the time to go to special classes every week. And I certainly can’t invest in one of those super strict diet fads that controls every last gram of unsalted cauliflower I consume - only to throw me to the mercy of my starved will power the moment liberation strikes.

I’ve been that girl

The emaciated scarecrows of skinny jeans littering the wasteland I’ve labelled “My Donations Box” is testament to the fact that it worked - for a while. But when I substitute the challenge of getting into my clothes for a workout because I’m too tired to do anything more challenging, I know for sure that the fad went bad … the results didn’t last.

I need something that sticks - and preferably doesn’t wipe out my savings in the process. (Mama needs her shoes!)

Diet Ninja

So when the Diet Ninja team asked me to test run their new programme - guaranteed to help me lose 5kg in just four weeks - I was all ears.

The result of decades of training in nutrition and biochemistry, as well as years of clinical research, the Diet Ninja challenge is formulated according to a deep insight into how the human body works, and what it needs to work best.

To my delight, what it needs is bacon - lots of it! (Obviously. Because bacon.)

And even though there’s no chocolate allowed (yes, I know), I haven’t missed it. Well, not a lot. I might even have kicked the habit for good! (Which would be seriously stretching the definition of a medical miracle.)

Team work

What makes the Diet Ninja programme so incredibly easy to follow is the fact that the team holds your hand. Every. Step. Of. The. Way.

You start out with a gentle detox to kickstart your digestive system. Then, each week, you get your meal plan and grocery list for the week ahead conveniently delivered to your inbox. Every day you get an email reminding you of that day’s meals, and giving you the next day’s meal plan as well.

And did I mention it’s FREE? But only for the first fifty Ninjas, so don’t lose your spot!

It’s so easy to follow, because you don’t have to think about it

And to keep you on track, every day you get an inspirational insight to keep you on track. The morning weigh-ins (which are optional) are helping me enormously. I can actually watch my progress, and see real changes in my body shape.

With spring just over a month away, I’m glad I found the 30 Day Diet Ninja when I did. And did I mention it’s FREE? But only for the first fifty Ninjas, so don’t lose your spot!

Become a Diet Ninja today and lose 5kg by the end of August.

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