8 annoying things thin people say

As if the world is not falling apart for us fat people that we have those lean and mean friends who keep cribbing about their appearance and weight. It reiterates the fact that we human beings are never happy with what we have. Just when you are trying to come to terms with the weight issue and deciding on how to lose some pounds, you have a thin friend come over and rant over her weight issues. To all such friends, it is annoying. Period. Want to know what things annoy us and why? Here’s an entire list:

1. I eat all the time but it doesn’t show – Ya right! Please kill us with jealousy! Do you even know that just thinking about food adds a few grams to our scale? Here’s why thin people do not put on weight despite eating so much.
2. I never find anything in my size – Oh come on! Which store does not stock XS and S sizes? Go to the kids section and find something! The kids section and all other stores are for you but our only resort is the plus size store we are embarrassed to enter.
3. I never put on weight – Looking for a donor? I am ready to give off some of mine to needy people like you. And if you still need help, we’ve got you an expert recommended diet plan too.
4. You’re not fat; you are just healthy – Yes. Thank you for certifying that! And this healthy word is so old school because in the normal world, we can either be thin or fat, little fat, very fat and obese.
5. I am not conscious about my weight, I eat everything – Do you even need to be conscious about something you don’t have? Where’s the weight? And don’t discuss food again; I just put on 200gms when I mentioned the word.
6. I look so chubby in my pictures – Are you fishing for compliments after saying this? Then here it is – you look so plump and I can even see a double chin. Happy?
7. I wish I had flat abs – Really? Do you think that half inch fat on your tummy can match our tyres? And if you still want wash board abs, try these exercises.
8. I desperately need to lose weight – That is like an outright insult to us. What do you want exactly? Disappear? Do it right away because we are so annoyed with you and your weight loss banter.

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