Weird Weight Loss Ideas

When it comes to weight loss ideas, the world has already been bombarded with (seemingly) all possible options. From the tamed which includes all sorts of diet plans, to the ballsy consists of all known surgeries, people have seen it all. But, when both the tamed and the ballsy don't seem to work, there's only one adjective to resort to -- the weird.

Here are some of the weirdest weight loss tips for the more adventurous and less discriminating weight warriors.

Mint-Flavored Toothpaste- Want to chow down more than you want to chew? Tempted to take a few more bite but afraid of the repercussions that will most likely manifest on the hips and the thighs? Then the service of mint-flavored toothpaste should be called upon. Rubbing mint on one's pearly whites just when the food set on the table is commanding more and more influence to an insatiable tongue, works like magic. With the intense flavor on one's mouth, not even the sweetest of chocolates can prove as sweet. So if the STOP sign has flashed but the food betrays an unhealthy GO, let mint toothpaste be the safety guard.

Summon One's Inner Child - Looking at a very appetizing and half-eaten double cheeseburger and a bowl of fries but feeling the threats of unlovable love handles? There's a way out. Be the kid that most parents would hate. Destroy the food on the table by turning it to the most unappealing picture of consumerism. Pour ketchup where there shouldn't be ketchup. Sprinkle salt where sugar should be. Make smileys out of cucumbers and fries. It won't be long before the treadmill looks more desirable.

Use the Non-Dominant Hand When Eating- Eating should be an enjoyable endeavor. But if one uses his or her non-dominant hand in order to chow down some carbo-loaded meatball spaghetti, the word enjoyable can easily be erased, replaced by the word daunting. Make eating seem like a task that resembles office work and it won't be long before those spoon and fork get their much needed rest.

Stuff Your Kitchen Cupboard with Nothing but Pickles - For as long as those cupboards are filled with chips, chocolates, and microwavable mac and cheese, temptation will always be present. Inside the house. Lurking like devious criminals. But once those cupboards are empty, at least except from jars of fermented pickles, it will be easier to concentrate on other less fattening hobbies like writing journals perhaps.

Cut the Phone Line- Even when one's kitchen cupboard is empty, if the phone line's still active, there's still the risk of deliveries. Avoid strange men with boxes of pizza or Chinese food. They won't do any good to any person intent to lose pounds.

Chew Counting- After every bite, put the fork down. Then count up to 30 chews before lifting the fork for another bite. This will bore a person to death that he or she will forget about the food and at the same time remember the horrible face of his or her math teacher. That should be enough to lose one's appetite.

There are many diet solutions. The aforementioned examples are mere alternatives. Be wise.

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